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Getting out of the house

Motherhood is full of contradictions, failures, victories, and downright ridiculousness. Here's what a mom thinks getting out of the house with lots of kids...
"Today is going to be such a good day. Much better than yesterday.""Why are we starting this fight now?""First time out before I've even had my first cup of coffee.""...I guess we are playing how many kids can end up in time out before breakfast is over.""All right. Fresh start to the day. Today really will be a great day.""How are they not hungry? Don't kids need more breakfast than this?""We waste so much bloody food. So. Much. Bloody. Food. Why don't they care about that?""I hope they put the clothes on I put out... Nope. They are opening their closets. Dammit.""No one is leaving the house dressed like that. How did he even squeeze himself into that shirt? Isn't that a size 18-month shirt?!""They look so cute all…